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![]() ![]() "We will Shite them on the beaches."
"'Scuse me while I kiss the Shite."
"It's been a hard day's Shite."
"Shite on you crazy Diamond."
"Tyger, Tyger, burning Shite."
"Ill met by Moon Shite."
"Let there be Shite."
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What Is Shite?
Each day, Shitespace chooses from its vast repository
of Shite poetry the poem that it feels is most appropriate
to that day. But what exactly IS Shite poetry? What is it
that differentiates Shite from all other forms of poetry?
Many essays have been written on precisely this subject*
and many varied criteria have been put forward for defining
what constitutes Shite.
And although many of these ideas may have a certain degree
of validity, we shall dismiss them all here and reveal the
one overriding factor that separates Shite from all other
forms of poetry.
What truly distinguishes Shite is that it is not so much
important what the reader thinks of the poem, more what
the poem thinks of the reader.
Naturally, readers are still welcome to express their
opinions of the poem but at the end of the day such
criticisms are valueless and ineffectual. We're still
going to keep churning out this stuff regardless of what
people think.
So, you're doubtlessly wondering how do you find out what
Today's Poem thinks of you.
Are you worthy enough even to read the poem?
Well, to find out, all you have to do is enter your date
of birth.
Shitespace is able to determine a great deal of information
from the very day you were born, and it is this information
that Today's Poem uses to determine its opinion of you.
And don't worry if Today's Poem doesn't like you very much,
come back the next day and find out what Tomorrow's Poem thinks
of you.
*OK, they haven't yet, but they MIGHT be one day.
Further information on The Shite can be gleaned from: - The Origin Of Shite - Crappalot Says . . . |
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