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Friday
19
May
2017


The Seven Great Stocks

1. Mollusc
2. Fish
3. Organ
4. Luggage
5. Kitchen Utensil
6. Cheese
7. Fruit

Today's Guest Stock

8. Stationery

The 13 Lesser Stocks


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"A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous. Got me?"
- Captain Beefheart


Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary)

Camberchondria - (noun) Phobia. The illusion you get from the top of a double-decker bus that it is far too big for the road.


The old people were noisy and excited, like schoolchildren, and pushed in front of me at the ticket booth, little realising that I wouldn't hesitate to give an old person a shove. But I just smiled benignly and stood back, comforted by the thought that soon they would be dead.

Bill Bryson - The Lost Continent

Today's Birthday:
Pete (I hope I die before I get old) Townshend, 1945.

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