Naked Fish
Washing Up In The Nude

Washing Up In The Nude

When Sarah does the dishes
She's as naked as the fishes.
Before she grabs that cloth
She throws her clothes right off.
And when she's done this strip,
Her crockery she'll dip
Into the frothing bowl
At the level of her hole.
As you admire her ass
She'll deftly rinse a glass.
Gaze upon her jugs
And she'll scrub her coffee mugs.
And in this state of nudity
She'll scour her pans of bits of crudités.
Then dry them with great care
On her bounteous pubic hair.

So let us all join Sarah
And become a little barer.
Get into the pink
As you approach the kitchen sink.
Now there's no more trouble
When you swirl those foaming bubbles
That everybody loathes
When they splash and wet your clothes.
Wash up in the nuddy
With your partner or a buddy;
All that bare-skin flesh'll
Make washing up so special.
It could become quite fashionable
To do this job au naturel.
There's really nothing rude
About washing up in the nude.

Thank Friday It's Curry Day

Thank Friday It's Curry Day

Call me lazy, call me crazy,
All I want is a chicken jalfrezi.
Don't want pizza, don't want flan,
I just need a big fluffy nan.
Don't wanna Big Mac or a Whopper from
Burger King. No, just a plate full of popadoms.
And all I need to complete this, er, saga
Is several bottles of Kingfisher lager.

Ode To Linda McCartney

Linda McCartney
Invited me to a party
But she died of cancer
So I didn't have to answer.

Ode To 'O'

Ode To 'O'

Oh, O,
How round you are.
More globe-like than
Breasts in a bra.
What could be better
Than this fabulous letter?
Perhaps a French one
But then I should mention
That that would be spelled "eau".

May - September 1998

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