The People's Princess
 
Princess Di

Princess Di
Kate

Princess Di,
Princess Di,
Why did you have to
die?

You were the people's princess,
You looked nice in a pink dress,
You suffered from stress,
But thanks to the French Press,
You ended up in a right mess,
And now we have one less
Princess.

Princess Di,
Princess Di,
When I think of you I want to
cry.
Your car sped off the roady,
And splattered you with Dodi.

R.I.P.

 
Oh, Wondrous Pants!

Oh, Wondrous Pants!
Kate

Oh wondrous pants,
Roaming the earth looking for a wondrous arse,
Raise up your panti-flag,
Summon the horses,
Ram the board meetings
Of the pantimen.

Go to a pant-o-mime,
Hang on to a traffic cone,
Go orange,
New Labour,
Jism-speculum.

Sissisisisisisisi sii sii,
Went the pant monitor.
I must turn around now,
And go back,
Medication time,
Pantiewantiewantiewantiewooooooooo!

Melon,
Melon,
Melon,
Melon,
Melon,
Melon,
Melon,
Melon,
Melon,
Melon,
Melon, melon melon melon melon,







Balls.

 
Ode To William Wordsworth

Ode To William Wordsworth
Kate

William Wordsworth and his pastoral shit can bugger off.
He really was a dullard, he makes me want to boff.
He can take his ruined cottage and shove it up his shitter.
William Wordsworth? A wanker, with his penis up his sister.

 
S.T.D.
Kate

Oh dearie me, oh dearie me,
I don't mean to be blunt,
But I've got V.D. infection
And it's eating out my cunt.

My fanny once was pretty,
Quite trim and not that smelly,
But now it smells like rotting flesh
And looks like a pig farmer's welly.

 
German Shepherd Dogs
Kate

German Shepherd dogs
Sitting on my clogs
Bearing the rods
Of quintessential frogs
Like to roll in after midnight
And do a steaming big shite
And go to bed
And set fire to sheds
And live up trees
With anchovies
And ducks and geese
And Tibetan Buddhist monasteries
And flying waiters
With prockly alligators
And closet garlic
Snarlic
Limp limp
Jugular
Snade.

 
Judith Chalmers
Kate

I threw an orange at a lady as she hung up her bananas.
I threw an orange at a lady as she hung up her bananas.
I threw an orange at a lady as she hung up her bananas.
I thought it was Judith Chalmers.

 
 
December 1997 - June 1998
 



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