The Sun On My Bum
 
Ode On A Summer Morn

Ode On A Summer Morn
Kate

O' summer morn
Keeping me warm,
Shine your shiny sun
Upon my pastey bum.
Make me feel happy
Like a poo in a nappy.
I'll ride on my bike
And chew on a pike.

O' little bird
Which flyeth upon the clouds
And sits on cows,
Take me to Aberystwyth.
I know my apple is with
A peach.
Fly me to a beach.
Spread your feathers,
I'll put on my leathers.

O' fruitful was the summer's morn
When feathered peaches danced.
Their tangerines beyond their means
Were then the most advanced.

So fruity fruity
Fruity fruity
Fruity fruity on.

Jumbo sausage,
Jumbo sausage,
Drag.

 
Art

Art
Kate

I am a sensitive poet.
No one understands my art.
I must suffer,
Alone,
In my room,
In the cold,
Hungry,
In pain.
No one appreciates a poet
Until death.
I will suffer in hell
For the sake of my art.

I am a tortured soul,
Dwelling in dark places
Standing between
Shelley
And Byron.
We share the same soul,
A true, deep, sensitive
Artist's.

Oh woe! Woe! is I.
A lonely existence.
My heart is in mortal combat
With a rampant wombat.

 
Limerick #1
Kate

There once was a little green frog
Who needed to go to the bog.
He went into the cubicle,
One where there were few people,
And promptly did drop a large log.

 
Nice Things I Like
Kate

I like walking in the sun
I like nibbling on a bun
It's nice when I don't have to run
I like having fun.

I like drinking lots of beer
I like smoking lots of gear
I'm happy when the sky is clear
And when the chip shop is near.

I like lying in my bed
I like the fact that I'm not dead
I like getting off me head
And bread.

I like a bit of chocolate cake
I like the shape of a garden rake
I like jewels that are not fake
I like hake.

All these things are really nice
I'm sure you will agree
But none of them are quite as nice
As me.

 
Limerick #2
Kate

There once was a little green man
Who got an incredible tan.
His green turned to brown,
He gave a big frown
And went back indoors to eat flan.

 
Men
Kate

Men
Cunts
Men
Cunts
Men
Cunts
Men
Cunts
Men
Cunts
All of them
Cunts
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die.

 
 
April 1995 - May 1996
 



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