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Saturday
21
July
2018


The Seven Great Stocks

1. Organ
2. Fruit
3. Fish
4. Mollusc
5. Kitchen Utensil
6. Cheese
7. Luggage

Today's Guest Stock

8. English Monarch

The 13 Lesser Stocks


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"Oh God, make it stop"
- Shimon Young


Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary)

Acquadextrous - (adjective) Gifted with the ability to turn bath taps on and off with one's feet.


The journey was for the most part uneventful. No terrorists hijacked the bus. The driver did not fall asleep at the wheel, nor did he become lost. No Red Indians attacked and there wasn't a highwayman to be seen.

A couple of pirates did try to get on at the traffic lights, but the bus conductor blocked their passage and firmly tossed them off.

Robert Rankin - Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls

Limbless Japanese skateboarder due to reach summit of Everest today. 2nd to do so.

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