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Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
"It's better to have loved and lost than to spend your whole life wanking."
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Epping - (noun) The fruitless movements of forefingers and eyebrows used when failing to attract the attention of waiters and barmen. From the verb 'to epp'.
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I don't advise a hair cut, man.
All hairdressers are in the employment of the government.
Hair are your aerials.
They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly
into the brain.
This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
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Withnail & I
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Nobel Prize for Hairdressing announced today
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