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Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
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"It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Shoeburyness - (abstract noun) The slightly uneasy feeling experienced when siting on a seat on a bus or a train still warm from someone else's bottom.
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Soap surfed the Web until lunchtime.
It was all action stuff.
Well, at least it was sometimes.
Well, perhaps it wasn't really, to be honest.
No, in fact, actually, it wasn't all action at all.
It was just sitting at a TV screen and typing at a keyboard,
and although there are ways of putting a spin on that kind of
thing and making it sound really interesting -
IT ISN'T!
IT'S CRAP!!!
GET A LIFE!!!!!!!
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Robert Rankin - Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls
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