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Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW."
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Pimlico - (noun) Small odd-shaped piece of plastic or curious metal component found in the bottom of kitchen rummage-drawer when spring cleaning, or looking for Sellotape.
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The journey was for the most part uneventful.
No terrorists hijacked the bus.
The driver did not fall asleep at the wheel,
nor did he become lost.
No Red Indians attacked and there wasn't a highwayman
to be seen.
A couple of pirates did try to get on at the traffic lights,
but the bus conductor blocked their passage and firmly
tossed them off.
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Robert Rankin - Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls
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BONK HOLIDAY Brothels closed in England and Wales
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