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Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
"We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse."
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Yarmouth - (verb) To shout at foreigners in the belief that the louder you speak, the better they'll understand you.
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He stood up straight and looked the world
squarely in the fields and hills. To add
weight to his words he stuck the rabbit bone
in his hair. He spread his arms out wide.
"I will go mad" he announced.
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Life, The Universe And Everything - Douglas Adams
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Waitigi Day, New Zealand The most beautiful girl in the tribe is massaged with coconut oil, strapped to a sheep and ridden about by members of a local rugby club 'til the pubs open.
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