Today's Poostar is Ciaran with 55 points. Wondrous Happy Organ Day, Andy! Happy Luggage Day, Ciaran! Happy Cheese Day, Jason!

Be sure to visit this page each day to see what sort of a day is in store for you and your fellow pooclubbers. And don't forget, if you want to find out why your prospects are as they are, just click on your name and "Stuff Today" will give you a more detailed breakdown on your prospects points.

Pooclubbers Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Ciaran   Wondrous 55   Irrelevant 2    Jason   Smashing 37   The Tale Of The Busy King 3    Andy   Bright 35   J.F.K. 4    Joel   Grand 31   Ode On Spring 5    Ian   Fine 27   Boris Et Al 6    Edwin   Promising 26   Fuck 7    Carol   Fair 24   I Wish I Was A Woman 8    Brian   Alright 16   Shopping With Jesus 9    Naomi   Really Bad 9   Crappalot's Page 10    Neil   Really Bad 9   J.F.K. 11    LeeAnn   Crap 8   Ode To My Stapler 12    Doctor   Grim 7   Git 13    BM   Awful 4   Mongolia (Mongolia) 14    Kate   Appalling 3   My Old Man's A Dustman 15    Mike   Terrible 2   Fairies 16    Jim   Abysmal 0   Limerick #2

And be sure to check out your "Recommended Reading"! This is a Shitespace poem or story which will be most relevant to you today. Heed its words.

Poopals Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Lucy   Brilliant 46   One Pound Stirling 2    Karl   Good 28   Dog Fiction 3    Duane   Promising 26   Meh 4    Jemma   Alright 16   The Stupid Rabbit 5    Shim   Moderate 15   Shopping With Jesus 6    Nathon   Dodgy 11   What Katy Does 7    Sarah   Dodgy 11   Trees 8    Jane   Appalling 3   Nursery Shite

Pookids Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Lily   Very Good 32   The Battle Of The Fluffy Clouds 2    Matthew   Favourable 30   Hangover 3    Christopher   Favourable 30   Cocks 4    Jake   Sound 21   On Your Overdose 5    Finley   Satisfactory 18   Having A Movement 6    Jessica   So So 13   The Tale Of The Busy King 7    Joshua   A Bit Iffy 12   On Your Exhumation 8    Mia   A Bit Iffy 12   I Love You 9    Tom   A Bit Iffy 12   My Special Noise 10    Corinne   Poor 10   The Star That Lost Its Twinkle 11    Daisy   Really Bad 9   Chairs 12    David   Crap 8   Cocks 13    Katrina   Grim 7   Up My Arse 14    Kirstie   Dire 6   My Bits 15    Oscar   Depressing 5   Hammersmith Apollo

Poosterity Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Graham   Prosperous 39   Come To Grimsby 2    Rachel   A Bit Iffy 12   Is Anybody There? 3    Stef   Poor 10   Jemma's Arse 4    Marshall   Crap 8   The Lord's Prayer 5    Isabel   Crap 8   Stereo 6    Ruth   Depressing 5   Oh, Wondrous Pants! 7    Dave   Appalling 3   I Walked On My Hands But My Head Filled With Blood 8    Matt   Terrible 2   Cocks

ANNIVERSARY: (1982) Trans-world expedition encounters difficulties on Byrd Glacier, Antarctica when Sir Ranulph Twiston-Wykeham-Fiennes nameplate becomes bogged down in snowdrifts. Weather: Today it will be Snowing.

Today is a good day to stalk celebrities and a bad day to change your name.

Shitespace proudly presents the Poem Of The Day: This Wretched Life.

Poodate: 8671

It is a "Sound" day for pooclub.