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The Prince Of Fresh Fruit


Five short stories by Mike

The Prince Of Fresh Fruit
The Battle Of The Fluffy Clouds
The Star That Lost Its Twinkle
The Poetic Eels Of Lake Quimby
The Baron Of Dried Pulses


For Kate whose inspiring poetry empowered me to exorcise the unpleasant things in my head which are now bound within this volume.





The Prince Of Fresh Fruit

Although this was the first piece of Shite to be "published" it was inspired by The Tale Of The Fisherman's Daughters which Kate wrote during one of her getting-stoned-with-Mike evenings. Later that night Mike picked up his pen and spewed out Prince which was greeted with great hilarity the following day by Jemma and Shim.


The Battle Of The Fluffy Clouds

Following the success of The Prince Of Fresh Fruit Mike decided to pen another long drawn out piece of drivel. This was written during a particularly frenetic house removal as Mike had to make a precipitous move to Islington, London. The angst of the piece reflects the trauma of this ordeal and epitomises man's struggle for acceptance into a turbulent and vitriolic society.


The Star That Lost Its Twinkle

Now truly settled in London, Mike wrote this romantic tragedy for Kate. Kate was later to hail this piece of work as "genius".


The Poetic Eels Of Lake Quimby

Perhaps the strangest of the Tales From Beyond The Enchanted Prong Hills series. If you can cope with this you can cope with anything.


The Baron Of Dried Pulses

For this final part of the Prong Hills collection the author felt the desire to write a sequel to The Prince Of Fresh Fruit. Readers who persevere through to the bitter end will be rewarded with a more detailed explanation of the curious rampant banana coat-of-arms than was offered in Prince.




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