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Wednesday
17
May
2017

The Seven Great Stocks

1. Fruit
2. Mollusc
3. Cheese
4. Fish
5. Organ
6. Luggage
7. Kitchen Utensil

Today's Guest Stock

8. Tree

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Branded the biggest pile of arse on the net by its own authors, Shitespace proudly presents Today's Poem: The Glisten On The Aubergine.

Celebrities, royalty, the senseless killing of innocent people. It's all here at The Cull.

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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary)

Ludlow - (noun) A wad of newspaper, folded table-napkin or lump of cardboard put under a wobbly table or chair to make it stand up straight.

It is not, perhaps, widely known that air-ace Sir Douglas Bader used to to get about on an enormous pair of ludlows before he had his artificial legs fitted.

Jesus Christ, this huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. Jeff Wode is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about. Look at him. Look at Jeff Wode. His head must weigh fifty pounds on its own.

Imagine the size of his balls. Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker.

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