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| "Mediocrity: It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late." |
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(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Bodmin - (noun) The irational and inevitable discrepancy between the amount pooled and the amount needed when a large group of people try to pay a bill together after a meal. |
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Soap surfed the Web until lunchtime. It was all action stuff. Well, at least it was sometimes. Well, perhaps it wasn't really, to be honest. No, in fact, actually, it wasn't all action at all. It was just sitting at a TV screen and typing at a keyboard, and although there are ways of putting a spin on that kind of thing and making it sound really interesting - IT'S CRAP!!! GET A LIFE!!!!!!! |
| Robert Rankin - Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls |