at a glance...
Recent
history
of your Prospects.
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Your prospects today
are
A Bit Iffy
- Great Stocks: |
Today's Stock |
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Birth Stock |
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Mollusc | Atlantic Dogwinkle | likes | Pelican's Foot | +1 | x 5 | Cheese | Double Gloucester | hates | Ilchester | 0 | x 4 | Organ | Stomach | likes | Vulva | +1 | x 3 | Luggage | Rucksack | likes | Kitbag | +1 | x 2 | Fruit | Greengage | hates | Banana | 0 | x 1 | Fish | Goldfish | likes | Anchovy | +1 | x 1 | Kitchen Utensil | Meat Cleaver | hates | Fish Knife | 0 | x 1 | U.S. President | Theodore (Teddy) Roosevelt (1901-1909) | likes | John Calvin Coolidge (1923-1929) | +1 | x 1 | - Lesser Stocks: | | | | | | Element | Mendelevium | hates | Iodine | 0 | x 0 | English Monarch | Edward the Elder (899-925) | hates | Edward IV (1461-70, 1471-83) | 0 | x 0 | Heavy Metal Band | Black Sabbath | hates | Megadeth | 0 | x 0 | Stationery | Pencil | hates | Rubber Band | 0 | x 0 | Tree | Ash | hates | Willow | 0 | x 0 | Mineral | Pyrites | hates | Gold | 0 | x 0 | Modern Combat Aircraft | Eurofighter 2000 | loves | F-117A Nighthawk | +2 | x 0 | Wind Instrument | Oboe | likes | Cor Anglais | +1 | x 0 | Lizard | Jungle Runner | likes | Timor Monitor | +1 | x 0 | Title | Miss | hates | Professor | 0 | x 0 | Creepy Crawly | Dung Beetle | hates | Bed Bug | 0 | x 0 | Language | Bulgarian | hates | Tagalog | 0 | x 0 |
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Total: |
12 |
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Today is a good day to:
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- give up heroin - burgle your neighbour's house - go to Godalming - castrate the cat
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Today is a bad day to:
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- change your name - get laid - have a moan - tease squid
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