at a glance...
Recent
history
of your Prospects.
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Your prospects today
are
Terrible
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Today's Stock |
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Birth Stock |
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| Fruit | Banana | hates | Peach | 0 | x 5 | | Cheese | Edam | hates | Ilchester | 0 | x 4 | | Kitchen Utensil | Cheese Knife | hates | Ladle | 0 | x 3 | | Luggage | Briefcase | hates | Suitcase | 0 | x 2 | | Mollusc | Northern Squid | hates | Mediterranean Umbrella Snail | 0 | x 1 | | Organ | Ganglian | likes | Pituitary | +1 | x 1 | | Fish | Sardine | hates | Flounder | 0 | x 1 | | Title | Her Highness | likes | Viscount | +1 | x 1 |
- Lesser Stocks: | | | | | | | Wind Instrument | Bassoon | likes | Harmonica | +1 | x 0 | | Stationery | Pair Of Compasses | hates | Adhesive Label | 0 | x 0 | | U.S. President | Andrew Jackson (1829-1837) | hates | James Polk (1845-1849) | 0 | x 0 | | Language | Spanish | likes | Provencal | +1 | x 0 | | Mineral | Jasper | hates | Diamond | 0 | x 0 | | Heavy Metal Band | W.A.S.P. | likes | Nirvana | +1 | x 0 | | Tree | Orange Tree | hates | Scots Pine | 0 | x 0 | | Modern Combat Aircraft | A10A Thunderbolt | likes | F-117A Nighthawk | +1 | x 0 | | Lizard | Web-footed Gecko | likes | Spiny-tailed Iguanid | +1 | x 0 | | English Monarch | Eadred (946-55) | hates | William I the Conqueror (1066-87) | 0 | x 0 | | Element | Krypton | hates | Iodine | 0 | x 0 | | Creepy Crawly | Bed Bug | hates | Midge | 0 | x 0 |
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Total: |
2 |
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Today is a good day to:
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- go hunting
- see your doctor
- burgle your neighbour's house
- see your counsellor
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Today is a bad day to:
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- ignore people
- have a wank
- change your sexual orientation
- hop
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