at a glance...
Recent
history
of your Prospects.
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Your prospects today
are
Mediocre
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Today's Stock |
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Birth Stock |
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| Cheese | Shropshire Blue | likes | Cheddar | +1 | x 5 | | Fish | Tench | hates | Goldfish | 0 | x 4 | | Mollusc | Soft-shelled Clam | likes | Paper Nautilus | +1 | x 3 | | Organ | Mandible | loves | Nerve | +2 | x 2 | | Luggage | Golf Caddie | hates | Duffel Bag | 0 | x 1 | | Fruit | Redcurrant | hates | Olive | 0 | x 1 | | Kitchen Utensil | Potato Peeler | loves | Melon Baller | +2 | x 1 | | Mineral | Topaz | hates | Jasper | 0 | x 1 |
- Lesser Stocks: | | | | | | | Stationery | Paper Clip | hates | A4 Ruled Pad | 0 | x 0 | | Tree | Mahogany | likes | Lemon Tree | +1 | x 0 | | Lizard | Desert Night Lizard | sucks off | Slender Glass Lizard | +6 | x 0 | | Title | Chief | hates | Consul | 0 | x 0 | | Heavy Metal Band | Gillan | likes | Judas Priest | +1 | x 0 | | Creepy Crawly | Pubic Louse | likes | Ladybird | +1 | x 0 | | Modern Combat Aircraft | OV-10 Bronco | hates | Eurocopter AS565 | 0 | x 0 | | Element | Helium | hates | Tin | 0 | x 0 | | Wind Instrument | Recorder | hates | Ocarina | 0 | x 0 | | English Monarch | Edward the Confessor (1042-66) | hates | Henry I Beauclerc (1100-35) | 0 | x 0 | | Language | Slovene | likes | Greek | +1 | x 0 | | U.S. President | Andrew Johnson (1865-1869) | hates | William (Bill) Jefferson Clinton (1993-2001) | 0 | x 0 |
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Total: |
14 |
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Today is a good day to:
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- stay in bed
- get drunk
- change your sexual orientation
- go to Godalming
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Today is a bad day to:
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- change your name
- castrate the cat
- polish the silverware
- get stoned
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