at a glance...
Recent
history
of your Prospects.
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Your prospects today
are
Dodgy
| - Great Stocks: |
Today's Stock |
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Birth Stock |
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| Fruit | Plantain | hates | Gooseberry | 0 | x 5 | | Kitchen Utensil | Spatula | hates | Potato Peeler | 0 | x 4 | | Mollusc | Vampire Squid | loves | Northern Squid | +2 | x 3 | | Fish | Haddock | likes | Sturgeon | +1 | x 2 | | Organ | Trachea | hates | Testes | 0 | x 1 | | Luggage | Rucksack | loves | Duffel Bag | +2 | x 1 | | Cheese | Camembert | hates | Yarg | 0 | x 1 | | Title | Sister | likes | Madame | +1 | x 1 |
- Lesser Stocks: | | | | | | | Wind Instrument | Trombone | likes | Recorder | +1 | x 0 | | Lizard | Common Basilisk | hates | Flat Lizard | 0 | x 0 | | Heavy Metal Band | Hanoi Rocks | loves | Uriah Heep | +2 | x 0 | | Stationery | A4 Ruled Pad | hates | Staple | 0 | x 0 | | English Monarch | William III (1689-1702) | hates | Hardicanute (1040-42) | 0 | x 0 | | Tree | Lemon Tree | likes | Cherry Tree | +1 | x 0 | | Modern Combat Aircraft | Mirage Raffale | hates | Su-27 Flanker | 0 | x 0 | | U.S. President | Thomas Woodrow Wilson (1913-1921) | hates | George W Bush (2001-) | 0 | x 0 | | Element | Tellurium | hates | Helium | 0 | x 0 | | Creepy Crawly | Millipede | loves | Dragonfly | +2 | x 0 | | Mineral | Sapphire | hates | Asbestos | 0 | x 0 | | Language | Serbo-Croatian | hates | Breton | 0 | x 0 |
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Total: |
11 |
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Today is a good day to:
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- give up heroin
- darn your socks
- dribble
- reorganise your cutlery drawer
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Today is a bad day to:
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- fidget
- scratch your arse
- go naked
- see your dentist
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