at a glance...
Recent
history
of your Prospects.
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Your prospects today
are
Appalling
| - Great Stocks: |
Today's Stock |
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Birth Stock |
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| Organ | Mandible | hates | Pituitary | 0 | x 5 | | Fruit | Nectarine | hates | Peach | 0 | x 4 | | Mollusc | Warty Venus | hates | Mediterranean Umbrella Snail | 0 | x 3 | | Luggage | Doctor's Bag | likes | Suitcase | +1 | x 2 | | Cheese | Wensleydale | hates | Ilchester | 0 | x 1 | | Kitchen Utensil | Lemon Squeezer | hates | Ladle | 0 | x 1 | | Fish | Flying Fish | hates | Flounder | 0 | x 1 | | Heavy Metal Band | Mötley Crüe | likes | Nirvana | +1 | x 1 |
- Lesser Stocks: | | | | | | | Creepy Crawly | Maggot | worships | Midge | +4 | x 0 | | Modern Combat Aircraft | SEPECAT Jaguar | likes | F-117A Nighthawk | +1 | x 0 | | Language | Italian | hates | Provencal | 0 | x 0 | | Stationery | Paper Glue | likes | Adhesive Label | +1 | x 0 | | Wind Instrument | Kazoo | hates | Harmonica | 0 | x 0 | | English Monarch | George III (1760-1820) | hates | William I the Conqueror (1066-87) | 0 | x 0 | | Tree | Yew | hates | Scots Pine | 0 | x 0 | | Mineral | Diamond | matches | Diamond | +8 | x 0 | | Title | The Very Rev | likes | Viscount | +1 | x 0 | | Element | Hassium | hates | Iodine | 0 | x 0 | | U.S. President | James Monroe (1817-1825) | likes | James Polk (1845-1849) | +1 | x 0 | | Lizard | Sand Gecko | hates | Spiny-tailed Iguanid | 0 | x 0 |
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Total: |
3 |
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Today is a good day to:
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- go mad
- burgle your neighbour's house
- pick your nose
- eat winkles
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Today is a bad day to:
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- buy new underwear
- go hunting
- get stoned
- oil that squeaky hinge
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