at a glance...
Recent
history
of your Prospects.
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all
your Stocks today.
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Your prospects today
are
Crap
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Today's Stock |
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Birth Stock |
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| Organ | Periosteum | hates | Fallopian Tube | 0 | x 5 | | Kitchen Utensil | Melon Baller | likes | Tomato Wedger | +1 | x 4 | | Luggage | Knapsack | likes | Portmanteau | +1 | x 3 | | Fruit | Plantain | hates | Greengage | 0 | x 2 | | Fish | Halibut | hates | Flying Fish | 0 | | | Cheese | Vacheran | hates | Pont l'Eveque | 0 | | | Mollusc | Paper Nautilus | hates | Painter's Mussel | 0 | | | English Monarch | Mary I Tudor (1553-58) | likes | Edward the Confessor (1042-66) | +1 | |
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Total: |
8 |
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Today is a good day to:
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- have a wank
- nuke Wales
- give up heroin
- oil that squeaky hinge
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Today is a bad day to:
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- stay in bed
- see your doctor
- lance that boil
- write poetry
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