at a glance...
Recent
history
of your Prospects.
Show
all
your Stocks today.
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Your prospects today
are
Depressing
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Today's Stock |
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Birth Stock |
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| Fish | Lung Fish | hates | Flying Fish | 0 | x 5 | | Mollusc | Pearl Mussel | hates | Painter's Mussel | 0 | x 4 | | Kitchen Utensil | Meat Cleaver | likes | Tomato Wedger | +1 | x 3 | | Organ | Testes | likes | Fallopian Tube | +1 | x 2 | | Luggage | Haversack | hates | Portmanteau | 0 | | | Cheese | Bel Paese | hates | Pont l'Eveque | 0 | | | Fruit | Nectarine | hates | Greengage | 0 | | | Creepy Crawly | Maggot | hates | Dung Beetle | 0 | |
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Total: |
5 |
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Today is a good day to:
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- go mad
- travel
- nuke Wales
- creosote the garden fence
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Today is a bad day to:
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- change your name
- change your job
- have a wank
- go fishing
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