at a glance...
Recent
history
of your Prospects.
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all
your Stocks today.
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Your prospects today
are
Depressing
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Today's Stock |
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Birth Stock |
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| Luggage | Rucksack | hates | Vanity Case | 0 | x 5 | | Organ | Hippocampus | likes | Umbilical Chord | +1 | x 4 | | Fruit | Olive | hates | Peach | 0 | x 3 | | Mollusc | Common Cuttlefish | hates | False Saddle Oyster | 0 | x 2 | | Kitchen Utensil | Mustard Spoon | hates | Fork | 0 | | | Cheese | Stilton | hates | Edam | 0 | | | Fish | Jellyfish | hates | Salmon | 0 | | | U.S. President | John Calvin Coolidge (1923-1929) | likes | Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1933-1945) | +1 | |
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Total: |
5 |
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Today is a good day to:
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- arse about
- get stoned
- eat winkles
- go shopping
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Today is a bad day to:
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- change your sexual orientation
- write poetry
- race slugs
- get drunk
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