at a glance...
Recent
history
of your Prospects.
Show
all
your Stocks today.
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Your prospects today
are
Depressing
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Today's Stock |
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Birth Stock |
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| Luggage | Overnight Case | hates | Suitcase | 0 | x 5 | | Fish | Shark | hates | Flounder | 0 | x 4 | | Cheese | Port Salut | hates | Ilchester | 0 | x 3 | | Fruit | Melon | likes | Peach | +1 | x 2 | | Kitchen Utensil | Apple Corer | likes | Ladle | +1 | | | Organ | Ear | likes | Pituitary | +1 | | | Mollusc | Swan Mussel | likes | Mediterranean Umbrella Snail | +1 | | | Lizard | Earless Monitor | hates | Spiny-tailed Iguanid | 0 | |
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Total: |
5 |
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Today is a good day to:
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- arse about
- have a wank
- darn your socks
- go to Godalming
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Today is a bad day to:
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- experiment with fruit
- tickle trout
- buy new underwear
- eat winkles
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