at a glance...
Recent
history
of your Prospects.
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all
your Stocks today.
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Your prospects today
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Today's Stock |
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Birth Stock |
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| Mollusc | Atlantic Dogwinkle | hates | Norwegian Ship Worm | 0 | x 5 | | Cheese | Double Gloucester | worships | Pol le Veq | +4 | x 4 | | Organ | Stomach | worships | Ovary | +4 | x 3 | | Luggage | Rucksack | likes | Kitbag | +1 | x 2 | | Fruit | Greengage | hates | Blackberry | 0 | | | Fish | Goldfish | loves | Koi Carp | +2 | | | Kitchen Utensil | Meat Cleaver | hates | Egg Whisk | 0 | | | U.S. President | Theodore (Teddy) Roosevelt (1901-1909) | hates | James (Jimmy) Earl Carter (1977-1981) | 0 | |
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Total: |
32 |
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Today is a good day to:
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- change your sexual orientation
- kill something
- go mad
- have a wank
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Today is a bad day to:
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- castrate the cat
- arse about
- buy new underwear
- creosote the garden fence
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