at a glance...
Recent
history
of your Prospects.
Show
all
your Stocks today.
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Your prospects today
are
Depressing
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Today's Stock |
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Birth Stock |
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| Kitchen Utensil | Melon Baller | hates | Cheese Knife | 0 | x 5 | | Mollusc | Sea Hare | hates | Red Slug | 0 | x 4 | | Organ | Cervix | likes | Bladder | +1 | x 3 | | Fruit | Star Fruit | hates | Orange | 0 | x 2 | | Fish | Shark | likes | Sturgeon | +1 | | | Luggage | Golf Caddie | likes | Guitar Case | +1 | | | Cheese | Lipta | hates | Red Leicester | 0 | | | English Monarch | Edmund the Magnificent (940-6) | hates | Henry IV Bolingbroke (1399-1413) | 0 | |
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Total: |
5 |
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Today is a good day to:
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- tease squid
- stay in bed
- get stoned
- castrate the cat
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Today is a bad day to:
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- have a moan
- ignore people
- change your sexual orientation
- visit the clinic
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