at a glance...
Recent
history
of your Prospects.
Show
all
your Stocks today.
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Your prospects today
are
Quite Good
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Today's Stock |
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Birth Stock |
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| Kitchen Utensil | Melon Baller | loves | Potato Peeler | +2 | x 5 | | Mollusc | Sea Hare | likes | Northern Squid | +1 | x 4 | | Organ | Cervix | hates | Testes | 0 | x 3 | | Fruit | Star Fruit | loves | Gooseberry | +2 | x 2 | | Fish | Shark | likes | Sturgeon | +1 | | | Luggage | Golf Caddie | hates | Duffel Bag | 0 | | | Cheese | Lipta | hates | Yarg | 0 | | | English Monarch | Edmund the Magnificent (940-6) | worships | Hardicanute (1040-42) | +4 | |
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Total: |
23 |
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Today is a good day to:
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- stalk celebrities
- experiment with fruit
- go hunting
- castrate the cat
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Today is a bad day to:
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- stay in bed
- have a wank
- join a cult
- see your doctor
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