at a glance...
Recent
history
of your Prospects.
Show
all
your Stocks today.
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Your prospects today
are
Poor
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Today's Stock |
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Birth Stock |
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| Fish | Kipper | likes | Flounder | +1 | x 5 | | Fruit | Redcurrant | likes | Peach | +1 | x 4 | | Kitchen Utensil | Carving Knife | hates | Ladle | 0 | x 3 | | Organ | Prostate | hates | Pituitary | 0 | x 2 | | Luggage | Portmanteau | likes | Suitcase | +1 | | | Cheese | Ementhal | hates | Ilchester | 0 | | | Mollusc | Common Squid | hates | Mediterranean Umbrella Snail | 0 | | | Title | Monsignor | hates | Viscount | 0 | |
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Total: |
10 |
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Today is a good day to:
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- arse about
- jump in the river
- get drunk
- castrate the cat
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Today is a bad day to:
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- change your name
- oil that squeaky hinge
- change your sexual orientation
- creosote the garden fence
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