at a glance...
Recent
history
of your Prospects.
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all
your Stocks today.
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Your prospects today
are
Dire
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Today's Stock |
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Birth Stock |
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| Mollusc | Common Bubble Shell | hates | Northern Squid | 0 | x 5 | | Fruit | Elderberry | hates | Gooseberry | 0 | x 4 | | Cheese | Caerphilly | hates | Yarg | 0 | x 3 | | Fish | Cod | hates | Sturgeon | 0 | x 2 | | Luggage | Portmanteau | idolises | Duffel Bag | +5 | | | Kitchen Utensil | Rolling Pin | hates | Potato Peeler | 0 | | | Organ | Hypothalamus | likes | Testes | +1 | | | English Monarch | Henry VII Tudor (1485-1509) | hates | Hardicanute (1040-42) | 0 | |
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Total: |
6 |
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Today is a good day to:
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- go shopping
- nuke Wales
- scratch your arse
- castrate the cat
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Today is a bad day to:
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- jump in the river
- have a wank
- dribble
- creosote the garden fence
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