at a glance...
Recent
history
of your Prospects.
Show
all
your Stocks today.
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Your prospects today
are
Really Bad
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Today's Stock |
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Birth Stock |
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| Mollusc | Common Bubble Shell | likes | Pink Conch | +1 | x 5 | | Fruit | Elderberry | hates | Cherry | 0 | x 4 | | Cheese | Caerphilly | likes | Red Leicester | +1 | x 3 | | Fish | Cod | hates | Goldfish | 0 | x 2 | | Luggage | Portmanteau | hates | Handbag | 0 | | | Kitchen Utensil | Rolling Pin | hates | Table Spoon | 0 | | | Organ | Hypothalamus | hates | Thyroid | 0 | | | English Monarch | Henry VII Tudor (1485-1509) | likes | Aethelred the Unready (978-1016) | +1 | |
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Total: |
9 |
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Today is a good day to:
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- get laid
- get stoned
- buy new underwear
- ignore people
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Today is a bad day to:
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- give up heroin
- change your job
- burgle your neighbour's house
- experiment with fruit
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