at a glance...
Recent
history
of your Prospects.
Show
all
your Stocks today.
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Your prospects today
are
A Bit Iffy
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Today's Stock |
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Birth Stock |
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| Kitchen Utensil | Garlic Crusher | hates | Potato Peeler | 0 | x 5 | | Fish | Perch | hates | Sturgeon | 0 | x 4 | | Luggage | Overnight Case | hates | Duffel Bag | 0 | x 3 | | Mollusc | Hooked Squid | loves | Northern Squid | +2 | x 2 | | Organ | Mandible | worships | Testes | +4 | | | Cheese | Gruyere | worships | Yarg | +4 | | | Fruit | Banana | hates | Gooseberry | 0 | | | Modern Combat Aircraft | F-22A Rapier | hates | Su-27 Flanker | 0 | |
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Total: |
12 |
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Today is a good day to:
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- get drunk
- burgle your neighbour's house
- go mad
- jump in the river
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Today is a bad day to:
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- change your sexual orientation
- get laid
- creosote the garden fence
- pick your nose
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