at a glance...
Recent
history
of your Prospects.
Show
all
your Stocks today.
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Your prospects today
are
Mediocre
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Today's Stock |
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Birth Stock |
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| Cheese | Savoy Aire | likes | Saint Paulin | +1 | x 5 | | Fruit | Blueberry | hates | Plantain | 0 | x 4 | | Fish | Pike | hates | Eel | 0 | x 3 | | Organ | Vagina | hates | Prostate | 0 | x 2 | | Luggage | Weekend Case | hates | Portmanteau | 0 | | | Mollusc | Zebra Mussel | hates | Common Nut Clam | 0 | | | Kitchen Utensil | Table Spoon | worships | Fork | +4 | | | Lizard | Chilean Spotted Lizard | idolises | Giant Skink | +5 | |
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Total: |
14 |
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Today is a good day to:
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- oil that squeaky hinge
- tease squid
- buy new underwear
- scratch your arse
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Today is a bad day to:
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- change your name
- change your job
- castrate the cat
- eat winkles
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