Today's Fruit Orange	Birth Fruit (unknown)
Star Sign	Virgo	N/A
Main Hobby	Soiling Underwear	N/A
Favourite Curry	Lamb Vindaloo	N/A
Alter-Ego	Barnacle Boy	N/A
Magic Word	Slippage	N/A
Phobia	Enclosed Spaces	N/A
Allergic To	Pink Toilet Paper	N/A
Really Admires	Fat Arses	N/A

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