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Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
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Celebrities, royalty, the senseless killing of innocent people.
It's all here at
The Cull.
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pooclub
This fast action furious free-for-all forum
has more f-words in it than you can fit in your fridge.
pooclub
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"He who laughs last thinks slowest."
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Pollock - (noun) One of those tiny tubs of milk served on trains enabling you to carry them safely to your compartment where you can spill the contents all over your legs in comfort.
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"God's wife? I didn't know that God had a
wife." And I didn't.
I knew that every dog had its day and that trouble
shared was a trouble halved and I even knew that if
you take two mobile phones, call one of them with
the other, then place the two of them ten
inches apart on a table with a raw egg between
them, the egg will be cooked in less than twenty
minutes.*
But I never knew that God had a wife.
*This is true.
You can try it yourself if you don't believe me.
It's a very expensive way to cook an egg, but it's
one of the reasons why I don't own a mobile phone.
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Robert Rankin - Waiting For Godalming
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