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Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
"Where's my waitress?"
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- Frank Zappa
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Chimle - (noun) The little bits of yellow fluff which get trapped in the hinge of the windscreen wipers after polishing the car with a new duster.
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By lunchtime Soap had had his fill of the Web.
He had learned from it all he could learn from it.
This hadn't been all that he'd wanted to learn,
but he had learned the Web's evil secret.
And the evil secret of the Web is this, my friends,
that all you can ever learn from the Web is what
the people who put the stuff onto it want you to learn.
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Robert Rankin - Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls
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