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Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
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"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder..."
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Ludlow - (noun) A wad of newspaper, folded table-napkin or lump of cardboard put under a wobbly table or chair to make it stand up straight. It is not, perhaps, widely known that air-ace Sir Douglas Bader used to to get about on an enormous pair of ludlows before he had his artificial legs fitted.
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The journey was for the most part uneventful.
No terrorists hijacked the bus.
The driver did not fall asleep at the wheel,
nor did he become lost.
No Red Indians attacked and there wasn't a highwayman
to be seen.
A couple of pirates did try to get on at the traffic lights,
but the bus conductor blocked their passage and firmly
tossed them off.
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Robert Rankin - Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls
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Earwig season opens today
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