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Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
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Celebrities, royalty, the senseless killing of innocent people.
It's all here at
The Cull.
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pooclub
This fast action furious free-for-all forum
has more f-words in it than you can fit in your fridge.
pooclub
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"Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control."
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Slatter - (verb) To spray the person you are talking to with half-chewed breadcrumbs or small pieces of whitebait.
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"God's wife? I didn't know that God had a
wife." And I didn't.
I knew that every dog had its day and that trouble
shared was a trouble halved and I even knew that if
you take two mobile phones, call one of them with
the other, then place the two of them ten
inches apart on a table with a raw egg between
them, the egg will be cooked in less than twenty
minutes.*
But I never knew that God had a wife.
*This is true.
You can try it yourself if you don't believe me.
It's a very expensive way to cook an egg, but it's
one of the reasons why I don't own a mobile phone.
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Robert Rankin - Waiting For Godalming
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