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Wednesday
17
April
2024


The Seven Great Stocks

1. Luggage
2. Fish
3. Cheese
4. Fruit
5. Kitchen Utensil
6. Organ
7. Mollusc

Today's Guest Stock

8. Lizard

The 13 Lesser Stocks

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"Work is for people who don't know how to fish."


The Colourful World Of Yiddish

Shlagooma - One who anglicises their name to something so improbably English it indelibly identifies them as being Jewish. E.g. Changing name from Cohen to Horsebox.


And at last the results of one of life's great mysteries.

1st: Egg - 2 mins 49 secs
2nd: Chicken - 2 mins 41 secs


Abstain from sex.
Any child conceived today should be born on Christmas Day, when hospitals are staffed by drunks and will anyway curse you 'til eternity.

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