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Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Risp - (noun) A species of highly intelligent grass, it lives in colonies of a single stalk, and lies down when you try to mow it, popping up again a moment later.
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By lunchtime Soap had had his fill of the Web.
He had learned from it all he could learn from it.
This hadn't been all that he'd wanted to learn,
but he had learned the Web's evil secret.
And the evil secret of the Web is this, my friends,
that all you can ever learn from the Web is what
the people who put the stuff onto it want you to learn.
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Robert Rankin - Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls
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