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21
May
2017


The Seven Great Stocks

1. Kitchen Utensil
2. Fruit
3. Cheese
4. Fish
5. Organ
6. Luggage
7. Mollusc

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8. Language

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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary)

Ludlow - (noun) A wad of newspaper, folded table-napkin or lump of cardboard put under a wobbly table or chair to make it stand up straight.

It is not, perhaps, widely known that air-ace Sir Douglas Bader used to to get about on an enormous pair of ludlows before he had his artificial legs fitted.


He stood up straight and looked the world squarely in the fields and hills. To add weight to his words he stuck the rabbit bone in his hair. He spread his arms out wide.

"I will go mad" he announced.

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