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Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
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"It's better to burn out than to fade away"
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- Neil Young
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Thought For The Day - If Jesus was a Jew, how come He had a Mexican name?
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The journey was for the most part uneventful.
No terrorists hijacked the bus.
The driver did not fall asleep at the wheel,
nor did he become lost.
No Red Indians attacked and there wasn't a highwayman
to be seen.
A couple of pirates did try to get on at the traffic lights,
but the bus conductor blocked their passage and firmly
tossed them off.
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Robert Rankin - Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls
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Ulster: Orange marchers protest the election of a Roman Catholic Pope.
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