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Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
"We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse."
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Yarmouth - (verb) To shout at foreigners in the belief that the louder you speak, the better they'll understand you.
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Soap surfed the Web until lunchtime.
It was all action stuff.
Well, at least it was sometimes.
Well, perhaps it wasn't really, to be honest.
No, in fact, actually, it wasn't all action at all.
It was just sitting at a TV screen and typing at a keyboard,
and although there are ways of putting a spin on that kind of
thing and making it sound really interesting -
IT ISN'T!
IT'S CRAP!!!
GET A LIFE!!!!!!!
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Robert Rankin - Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls
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