|
Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
|
Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Louth - (noun) The sort of man who wears loud check jackets, knows the barman's Christian name, has a personalised tankard behind the bar and always gets served before you do.
|
He never did realise his ambition to drive a Rolls
Royce into a swimming pool, but he did once steer
his Morris Minor through a rather large puddle on
his way to a pub gig in Penge.
|
Robert Rankin - Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls
|
|
|