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Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
"Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?"
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Tabley Superior - (noun) The look directed at you in a theatre bar in the interval by people who've already got their drinks.
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By lunchtime Soap had had his fill of the Web.
He had learned from it all he could learn from it.
This hadn't been all that he'd wanted to learn,
but he had learned the Web's evil secret.
And the evil secret of the Web is this, my friends,
that all you can ever learn from the Web is what
the people who put the stuff onto it want you to learn.
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Robert Rankin - Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls
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ANNIVERSARY, 1933. Reichstag mysteriously burnt to the ground. Brownshirts acquitted on unshakeable alibi: they were all attending piano-wire practice.
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