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1. Mollusc Today's Guest Stock 8. Language |
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| "Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home." |
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(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Louth - (noun) The sort of man who wears loud check jackets, knows the barman's Christian name, has a personalised tankard behind the bar and always gets served before you do. |
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Soap surfed the Web until lunchtime. It was all action stuff. Well, at least it was sometimes. Well, perhaps it wasn't really, to be honest. No, in fact, actually, it wasn't all action at all. It was just sitting at a TV screen and typing at a keyboard, and although there are ways of putting a spin on that kind of thing and making it sound really interesting - IT'S CRAP!!! GET A LIFE!!!!!!! |
| Robert Rankin - Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls |