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Your
prospects
today are
Crap
"He who laughs last thinks slowest."
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Pollock - (noun) One of those tiny tubs of milk served on trains enabling you to carry them safely to your compartment where you can spill the contents all over your legs in comfort.
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He never did realise his ambition to drive a Rolls
Royce into a swimming pool, but he did once steer
his Morris Minor through a rather large puddle on
his way to a pub gig in Penge.
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Robert Rankin - Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls
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