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Saturday
20
May
2017


The Seven Great Stocks

1. Kitchen Utensil
2. Luggage
3. Fruit
4. Cheese
5. Mollusc
6. Fish
7. Organ

Today's Guest Stock

8. Tree

The 13 Lesser Stocks


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"Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control."


Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary)

Slatter - (verb) To spray the person you are talking to with half-chewed breadcrumbs or small pieces of whitebait.


I don't advise a hair cut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

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