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Today's Events
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Friday 20 July
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Tynwald Day (Isle Of Man). Long before dawn, crowds of mackintoshed Manx spinsters begin assembling at Ocra's Kiosk, site of the mythical Masturbation of Bogroll Broadthighs in AD 785, and eat raw herrings until it stops raining.
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Forthcoming Events
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Saturday 21 July
Limbless Japanese skateboarder due to reach summit of Everest today. 2nd to do so.
National Gimmick Day
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Sunday 22 July
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Ulster: Orange marchers protest the election of a Roman Catholic Pope.
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Monday 23 July
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Oxford Street Christmas decorations switched on today.
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Tuesday 24 July
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4.00pm World Wildlife Fund opens Public Lice Sanctuary in Dumfries.
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Wednesday 25 July
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Start of Pope's visit to Rome
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Thursday 26 July
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Jehovah's Witnesses Annual End of the World. Meet on Mt Ararat 3pm. Bring sandwiches and sleeping bag.
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Friday 27 July
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POO DAY! Anniversary of Pooclub
2000
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