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Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
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"Linux: It is now safe to switch on your computer."
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Burbage - (noun) The sound made by a lift-full of people all trying to breathe through their noses.
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He never did realise his ambition to drive a Rolls
Royce into a swimming pool, but he did once steer
his Morris Minor through a rather large puddle on
his way to a pub gig in Penge.
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Robert Rankin - Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls
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Tynwald Day (Isle Of Man). Long before dawn, crowds of mackintoshed Manx spinsters begin assembling at Ocra's Kiosk, site of the mythical Masturbation of Bogroll Broadthighs in AD 785, and eat raw herrings until it stops raining.
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