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Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
"Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Wembly - (noun) That last drop which, no matter how much you shake it, always goes down your trouser leg.
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The journey was for the most part uneventful.
No terrorists hijacked the bus.
The driver did not fall asleep at the wheel,
nor did he become lost.
No Red Indians attacked and there wasn't a highwayman
to be seen.
A couple of pirates did try to get on at the traffic lights,
but the bus conductor blocked their passage and firmly
tossed them off.
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Robert Rankin - Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls
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