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Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
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Celebrities, royalty, the senseless killing of innocent people.
It's all here at
The Cull.
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pooclub
This fast action furious free-for-all forum
has more f-words in it than you can fit in your fridge.
pooclub
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"Forget the Joneses, I've a hard enough time keeping up with the Simpsons."
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Oundle - (verb) To walk along leaning sideways, with one arm hanging limp and dragging one leg behind the other. Most commonly used by actors in amateur productions of Richard The Third, or by people carrying a heavy suitcase in one hand.
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"God's wife? I didn't know that God had a
wife." And I didn't.
I knew that every dog had its day and that trouble
shared was a trouble halved and I even knew that if
you take two mobile phones, call one of them with
the other, then place the two of them ten
inches apart on a table with a raw egg between
them, the egg will be cooked in less than twenty
minutes.*
But I never knew that God had a wife.
*This is true.
You can try it yourself if you don't believe me.
It's a very expensive way to cook an egg, but it's
one of the reasons why I don't own a mobile phone.
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Robert Rankin - Waiting For Godalming
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